cries because of everything
earth science?
Holy shit it’s a dragon scale.
Black opal. These are beautiful.
no it’s a dragon scale
(Source: branaghing)
(Source: rosetylear)
single and ready to touch a boys dingle
(Source: sluttyoliveoil)
love how bus drivers give each other that little wave or nod when their buses pass like they’re in a secret bus driver club who are actually on a way more important mission than what seems, they’re actually out preventing public mayhem and evil villains on fake nuclear buses.
This went right over my head as a kid.
this is one of the few sexual references that /didn’t/ go over my head as a kid x_x
^me too lol
(Source: screamtrilogy)
The white man is very clever. He came quietly and peaceably with his religion. We were amused at his foolishness and allowed him to stay. Now he has won our brothers, and our clan can no longer act like one. He has put a knife on the things that held us together and we have fallen apart.
Chinua Achebe, Things Fall Apart (via kaleidoskopeyess)
ah yes. my gender is blue with pink leg
so this is killing me cause my mind immediately thought.
and this is why im not allowed to be part of actual serious discussions.
i DONT UNDERSTAND THIS AT ALL I KEEP IMAGINING
I feel particularly close to this one:
THIS POST GET’S MORE FUCKIN HILARIOUS EVERY TIME I SEE IT!
I made a thing aswell.
So scandalous~
